- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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