- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

A bar walks into a man

I was once a hamster.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

I'm Polish.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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