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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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