A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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dead dibbs

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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