- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

make me a sandwich! what kind?

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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