Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

guess what what ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Indians

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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