How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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