- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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