What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

 

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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