- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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