god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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