What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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PENIS that is all

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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