A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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justin beiber sucks

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