- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Your adopted.....

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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