Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

everyone dislike this

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

justin beiber sucks

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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