What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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