- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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The WNBA.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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