- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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