- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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