- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Bacon is delcious.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

wenis

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

black people

penis

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

no really what are ur names?

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