- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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