His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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