- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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