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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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