What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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PIED NINNY!

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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