- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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