Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Smeg...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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The child was fired from his job.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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