The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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