- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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