- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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