- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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