Stephen Hawking

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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