it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Your Mum is soo fat.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call two dog? dogs

im not food

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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