- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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