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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.