Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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darude- sandstorm

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Justin Beiber

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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