Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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