when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

I was watching Fox news.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

ur an fagit

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Bob Saget that is all

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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