- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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