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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

say it ten times fast: oh

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Fat? Jesse Z

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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