What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for them. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed next to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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