Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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