one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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12 niqqa 12.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What does water smell like? water.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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