Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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mental kid

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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