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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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