- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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