A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Anti Joke

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