- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What stops a train? A missile

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

A women in the kitchen.

Barack Obama

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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