- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Once upon a time, The end.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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