Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Click here to end the world.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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