- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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