What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Homo say what?

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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