- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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