A drunk guy walks into a car

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Anti Joke

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