How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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