why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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