- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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