Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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V I T A M I N C !

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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