- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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