What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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