Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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