Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Haha, I get it..

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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