Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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