- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

David Cameron

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Face...tastes like chicken!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What's the new green? Green

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