- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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