- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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