Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what do you call a black chef glendon

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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