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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

ever tried african food? they neither

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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