- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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