A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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