- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

noah is a scrub jungle

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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