- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

fava beans

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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