- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Knock Knock. Doors open

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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