- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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