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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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