How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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