- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

This is a joke.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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