why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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