Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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