- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

PENIS :)

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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