A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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anti jokes are for fags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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