- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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