- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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