- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man penetrates another man.

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