- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

A man penetrates another man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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