how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Your adopted

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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