- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Whats green? The color green.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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