- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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