What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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