- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

I don't believe in giraffes.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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