- Anti Joke

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know