- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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