- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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