- Anti Joke

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.