- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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