- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Matthew Baker

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Everybody will die

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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