- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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