- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

I enjoy Popcorn

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