- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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