- Anti Joke

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Who is John Galt?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.