How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Your Mum is soo fat.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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