Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Why? Why not?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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