Once, I went to Peru.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Women's rights.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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