- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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