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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did Reed read? A. Read?

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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