a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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You're a frog

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Gay republicans

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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