yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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