A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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