What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Vagina Boob

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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