- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this website is a bad joke

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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