why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Anti Joke

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